24 they/he, wyatt

meowscab:

to00fu:

the coolest kids on the block

mikeweasel:

Just saw some videos that took Chad and Ryan’s ship seriously and broke it down and now I’m fully convinced…….

BONUS

sandmandaddy69:

lakevida:

lakevida:

i fell in the ohio river once and that’s why i still haven’t had covid

girls i think my ankle just lost its sense of smell i’m scared

craftydyke:

hawkogurl:

Yeah Chris Pine definitely should have kissed the Paladin full on the lips

weedsollux:

Message from god he just told me jack off until.you foreget everything

alienpapacy:

alienpapacy:

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you

shayapod:

Stop calling me gay boy call me bisexual boy so women know to hit on me

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

thereissomethingunderthestairs:

Will you treat him gently with his bread soft carapace…? (…)